One f*cking gesture to express it all – your mood, your opinion, or even your view of life! That’s right; you can now get yourself a realistic, high-quality f*ck, that comes in different colors and is packed nicely for your convenience. Give the f*ck to someone you think deserves it, or don’t give a f*ck at all – keep it all for yourself. Isn’t it just f*cking great?

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